Sure thing, let’s dive right in—oh wait, I got ahead of myself. So, there’s this thing happening with Whitethorn Games, yeah? They, along with North Star Video Games, have decided it’s about time for a little art therapy on the Nintendo Switch. Enter: Spray Paint Simulator. Bizarre name, right? But it’s coming out July 22, 2025. Mark the calendars. Or don’t. You do you.
So here’s the vibe: you’ve got this run-down town, Splatterville. Sounds like a place with character, doesn’t it? Anyway, they’re crying out for a facelift, and surprisingly, you’re the chosen savior with a paintbrush—or spray can, I guess. They call it a “relaxing painting simulator,” which might be a stretch, but who am I to judge?
Break it down: there’s Story Mode. Quirky clients pop in—picture this, your paint expertise is suddenly in demand! You start from scratch every time, flexing those creative muscles. Ladders? Scaffolding? Oh, they’re here. And as you upgrade your stuff, you get to those weird nooks and crannies. I always thought those spaces were best left alone, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Speaking of floating boats—or thoughts, rather—there’s a Free Spray Mode. This one’s kinda cool. Go solo or nab a buddy, and the city’s your canvas. Just spray away without a care in the world.
They’ve got this list of features too. Key highlights, if you will. It’s all about chill vibes and zero pressure. Time limits? None. Complex mechanics? As elusive as my motivation to adult. Dive into a palette of colors, because the end game is in your hands, dear artiste.
Story Mode isn’t just paint-by-numbers; it’s a social experience. Meet Splatterville’s eclectic crowd—they might grow on you. Maybe. There’s room to expand your business, and everyone’s your client. Good luck with that hustle!
Free Spray Mode? Already mentioned it, but seriously, unleash that bottled-up creativity. You’ll even gain prep skills—the glamour of removing objects, masking areas, choosing paints, and aiming to wow the clients. Consumers to manage, items to gather. All the bits and bobs from spray tools to vehicles. And scaffolding. Can’t forget that.
And yeah, look forward to getting it all from the eShop. Global Switch release, no less!
Did I mention there’s supposedly a trailer floating around somewhere? Video content—always a nice touch, if you can find it.
So there you have it. From what I gather, it’s a splash of color in a digital world. Or it could be a spill. Either way, let the artistic mayhem commence.
