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Okay, so, Monster Hunter Wilds, right? It’s all the rage—or maybe not. Steam’s teeming with complaints now, and the game’s hovering at “Overwhelmingly Negative” for recent reviews. Wild, since, like, it was a darling when it first dropped. Imagine a movie everyone loves at the premiere, and then, plot twist—everyone hates it. Weird stuff.
Back on good old February 28, it launched and critics went, “Whoa!” Its scores were sky-high, like, touching the clouds. “Mighty,” said OpenCritic, with an 89 average. Fancy that, right? But fast forward a few months, and, well, things aren’t looking so rosy. The combat was initially a blast, yeah? Players loved it. But then, you know, PC issues and those sneaky microtransactions started to rub people the wrong way. I mean, ever tried buying a loaf of bread and they charge for the bag? Kind of like that.
Steam reviews are like a reality check, aren’t they? Over 8,300 folks didn’t hold back their punches, leaving the game bruised with “Overwhelmingly Negative” vibes. Complaints about optimization kept cropping up, like weeds you can’t yank out. Even I, who’s not a tech whiz—read those complaints and thought, “Oof, dodged a bullet.”
And monsters! Or the lack thereof? Fans are grumbling about this too. It’s like showing up at a party for the music, and there’re only two songs on repeat. Datamines even teased extras that dropped later, and some fans felt more tricked than treated.
Switching gears—back to the open world bit of the game. Initially, exciting, right? Like a new playground! But then, folks started saying it felt empty, or maybe purposeless. Others think the series’ classic stuff isn’t as spunky. Plus, how the weapons feel clunky to some. Imagine playing drums with sponges, or is that just me?
Capcom’s making promises, though, with some Showcase event at the end of June. Maybe they’ll pull a rabbit out of the hat? Or at least, make things less… well, glitchy. Who knows? Here’s hoping they listen to the noise.
Anyway, that’s the current spiel on Monster Hunter Wilds. Chaos and all. What a saga!
