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Alright, so 33 Immortals is popping back up for the Xbox Insiders crew with another (yup, a fourth!) playtest kicking off Tuesday, May 20, bright and early at 8 am PT (or 11 am ET if you’re on the other coast). It’ll keep the doors open for about six days and wrap up by the following Monday. Oh, and here’s a thing — they’re letting folks with Xbox One consoles jump in too this time. Thunder Lotus, the people cooking this up, seem buzzed to see how we all react. Space is tight, though, so if you wanna dive in, better mark that date.
Now, what’s this game got? You’re a lost soul sticking it to God’s big final say. Picture this: 33 people, all scrambling around, locked in epic monster mash-ups and boss battles. It’s like chaos with a drum beat. The crew you roll with? They’ve got to make it through waves of nasty creatures. And there’s gear — loads of it. Relics to power up your ghostly self, maybe? Yeah, something like that. You’re duking it out, hoping to dodge God’s almighty wrath and snag eternal life.
Reading this got you curious? Check out the 33 Immortals site. Or not. Entirely your call.
Now, some updates, ’cause tweaks are a thing:
– Control rebinding? You got it now.
– Messing with the Sword of Justice and other gear like the Bow of Hope — they’ve had a tune-up.
– Feats acting out got smoothed over. Hopefully — fingers crossed?
Got the itch for those detail-heavy patch notes? Go on, give ‘em a look.
For you planners, here’s when you can dive in:
– Start: May 20, 8 am PT (you know the drill by now).
– End: May 26, same time. Just in time to curse the week ahead.
Wanna get in on this? May 20, do this:
1. Fire up your Xbox or Windows PC.
2. Head into the Xbox Insider Hub. No app? Install it from the Store. It’s clunky but works.
3. Find Previews > 33 Immortals. Click.
4. Hit Join. Wait for tech magic. It’ll boot you over to the Store to snag the Beta.
Heads up — spots are scarce, so act quick if you wanna snag one. And yeah, Xbox One folks, you’re not left out this round.
Finding bugs? Something off? Use “Report a problem” so the tech wizards can take a look:
– Hold down that home button on your controller.
– Tap on Report a problem.
– It’s under Games, 33 Immortals Beta subcategory.
– Fill out the form. Add all the wild details.
Need more scoops? Follow along on X/Twitter with @XboxInsider. There’s also a blog and a bustling SubReddit. Dive in where you see fit.
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