Boy, let me just dive right into this. So, you ever been so hooked on something that you, like, completely lose track of time and even your own sanity? That’s kinda how I felt when I stumbled onto the whole Oblivion Remastered thing — especially the part about the Dark Brotherhood. Seriously, one of those projects set up a whole new radiant contract system. Imagine this: a hundred — yeah, you heard me right — totally new targets just waiting to meet their maker. It’s a lunatic carnival if you’re the type that wants to feel the whole “Black Hand” vibe.
I mean, if you’re anything like me, and not too keen on another mod that just turns you into a hunted hero, this is your jam. Oblivion Remastered lures you into being the hunter — period. Which, let’s be honest, can be a welcome change.
Anyway — wait, where was I? Oh right, this flipping cool mod that practically screams “Sithis Approved” — it’s by someone named ColdTyrant. Who, by the way, already had some wicked stuff about joining the Mythic Dawn (if that’s your jam) or messing around with necromancy. So, staying in the evil lane, they cooked up this thing with 100 new Dark Brotherhood gigs. Yep, endless contracts to make some extra coin and have a bit of fun without touching the original questline. Smart, right?
And get this, instead of offing everyone in Cyrodiil — which, let’s face it, will just make things awkward at parties — they toss in random NPCs with kooky names like ‘Diligent Father.’ Creeper, the weird scamp merchant from Morrowind, dishes out these contracts from the dark corners of the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. For every success, they toss you 500 gold. Oh, and some Dark Tokens for a gacha roulette. I mean, really? A gacha spin for weapons and scrolls? I can’t even.
Listen, they’ve struck gold here. And maybe this gacha thing bridges the gap between those hardcore gamers — you know, the ones with more guts for randomness than I can muster. If you’re into this sorta chaos and thrill, just line up the mod’s needs. You’ll need Oblivion Remastered’s UE4SS and TesSyncMapInjector for starters.
Happy spinning — or, uh, Oblivigachaing, as someone coined it, I guess. While you’re at it, check out more from the Oblivion Remastered saga; there’s even chatter with a modder who made waves just a day after release. Now that’s hustle for you.
