Okay, here goes nothing. So, Square Enix finally decided to spill the beans about when Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade is hitting the Nintendo Switch 2. Winter 2025 — which feels both far away and soon? Maybe it’s just me.
Strange to think that over seven million copies have shipped somewhere across this globe. I mean, Cloud Strife — that ex-SOLDIER, now mercenary — is just out there, doing his thing with Avalanche in all that mako-crazed madness of Midgar. And those Shinra folks? Seriously shifty. Whenever Cloud and his crew deal with them, it’s like opening a Pandora’s box of chaos. The entire fate of a planet hangs by a thread, or maybe that’s overly dramatic. But hey, that’s what makes it interesting, right?
And don’t even get me started on that FF7R EPISODE INTERmission stuff. Yuffie Kisaragi, the ninja from Wutai, doing her stealthy dance through Midgar during the main story. Something about that just has its own unique vibe. Gotta admit, I sometimes lose track of it all — is she the hero we didn’t know we needed?
Anyway, back to the point — or wait, what was it? Oh yeah, the game’s making its way to both retail shelves and the eShop for the Nintendo Switch 2 around the world. Winter ’25, folks. Set your calendars, or don’t. I’m not your boss.
There’s a trailer out there — somewhere, floating in the digital cosmos. Dive in if you want. Or just wait. Either way, something tells me it’s going to be a wild ride.
