So there I was, minding my own business, when this new VMP SMG caught my eye. I mean, who doesn’t love a high fire rate with a massive mag? It’s like someone read my mind. Oh, and there’s this reskin for the Combat Axe—it’s a whole vibe. Toss that thing, and you’ve got yourself a pretty snazzy tool of chaos. And free stuff? Heck yeah, I’m grabbing skins, blueprints, and Vault Coins like they’re going outta style. I mean, who doesn’t love freebies, right?
Now, about these Premium Pass Tiers—sounds fancy, huh? You shell out a few bucks, and suddenly you’re in this Primal Reckoning stream. So there’s Gustavo, American Bulldog, Kitsune, all with cool-sounding titles like “Viciousness” and “Tentacles.” Don’t even ask about the “Blue Line Optic.” I mean, maybe it’s a thing? I just roll with it. And the weapon blueprints? Trying to keep track: Koshka’s prancing around like a Snow Leopard, and ASM10’s got some bird thing going on. I kinda dig it.
Subscription stuff, right—like a Battle Pass? You hop in with Ground Forces, and they sprinkle you with monthly goodies—XP boosts, discounts. You know, stuff to keep you coming back. It feels a bit like a trap, but an attractive one. Season 5 even throws in a Baker Cobra Hunter skin, whatever that looks like. I guess snakes are in this time?
Jumping down the rabbit hole into Season 5 missions. You got your Standards, Specials, Elites—sounds like some elite troop lineup, but it’s just missions. You pile up these Challenge Tokens and trade them in for what? Smoke Grenade reskin, epic Bathysphere—no clue what that is, think it’s got killer whales involved. Secret Caches too, like opening mystery boxes. Legendary AK-47 pops in, saying hi, replacing some baton thing. These universal shards—sounds techy. Kinda futuristic with earning these for the next Mythic. A never-ending saga there, huh?
They say hit up the Events tab for new Missions, and I try to keep track but… who are we kidding? So many tabs, so little time. But hey, love a good intel dive.
Oh, a Store update—Mythic VMP and NieR Automata. But that’s a whole other story. Or maybe not. Who knows, I got sidetracked.
