Geez, where do I even start? So this week’s Nintendo eShop update for North America popped up—yeah, like a surprise party everyone kinda knew about. We’ve got new games sliding in for Nintendo Switch 2 and the regular Switch. Plus, discounts galore if you’re into that kind of rummage sale vibe.
Alright, sales first because, I dunno, bargains are like my kryptonite. Imagine wandering into a store and suddenly you’re browsing the Nintendo of America website—or maybe that’s just me? Whatever, they’ve got deals.
Now, the real meat and potatoes: games hitting the scene this week. I swear, the list is longer than my grocery receipt after a midnight snack run. So, here’s the scoop, scattered like my thoughts:
- Arcade Archives Ridge Racer: Classic. Enough said.
- Battle Train: Zooming in on Wednesday, June 18. Choo-choo!
- Bubble Wizard III Saga: Someone’s living their best bubble life.
- BUGDASU: Yeah, no clue. But I bet it’s a wild ride.
- Can’t Sleep? Meditation, Deep Rest, and Relaxation: If you need a game for this, buddy, let’s talk.
- Cat Cosmic Puzzle: Cats. Enough said. Again.
- Clash of Weirdos – Card Carnage: Seriously? Love the honesty there.
- Cocktail & Bartender Guide: Mixing virtual drinks? Got it.
- Date Everything!: Drops Tuesday, June 17. Bold move, Nintendo.
- Digging a Hole: Gold Fever: My gardening attempts in game form.
- EGGCONSOLE Revival Xanadu: I think I need a manual just for the title.
- Fairy Whale: Yeah, you read that right.
- Gex Trilogy: Creeps in on Monday, June 16. Who else misses ’90s geckos?
- Gunma’s Ambition -You and me are Gunma-: The saga continues… census edition?
- Higgs Boson: Puzzle Collection: Science meets chaos? I’m in.
- hololive Treasure Mountain MegaPack: Wednesday, June 18—and if it’s treasure, sign me up.
- HoloParade: Deluxe Edition: Also a Wednesday kid. Parade, but make it holographic.
- Instants, Kingdom Rush Vengeance, LABYBAN: The usual mix of mayhem and strategy.
- Lost in Random: The Eternal Die: Coincidence it lands on a Tuesday? June 17, to be exact.
- Make it! Sushi: Raw fun, hopefully.
- Mastering Metaphors: Not my strong suit, but hey, learning is fun.
- Nightshade Mysteries Eternal Moon Collector’s Edition: Sounds spooky. In a good way.
- No Sun To Worship: Wednesday, June 18. Vampires probably love this one.
- Out of Sight, Prison Alone: Yeah, deep titles, man.
- Rooftops & Alleys: The Parkour Game: On Tuesday, June 17. I’d rather not break a leg, but virtual is fine.
- Shipwrecked Raft Survival: Hope you can swim.
- Squeakross: Home Squeak Home: Just cute. Super cute.
- Street Vendor Simulator: Ever dreamt of selling snacks?
- TETRA’s Escape 2: Friday the 13th—fitting, I guess.
- The Lost Dino: Survival Expedition: At least dinosaurs are involved.
- The Paper Time Travelers, Y. Village – The Visitors: These hit on the slightly ominous Friday 13. Spooky times.
- Zoo Merge: Also Friday. Merge all the zoos!
Anyway—uh, wait—did I mention the noise of excitement these things generate? And yeah, maybe I got side-tracked somewhere in this mess. But hey, new games for rainy days or sunny ones, take your pick.
