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So, guess what? Tales of the Shire is finally almost here. If you’ve been itching to kick back like a Hobbit, the wait is shrinking fast. I heard it got delayed—ugh, like everything else lately, right?—but it’s coming in July now. Honestly, after all these years, The Lord of the Rings had quite a bunch of game adaptations. But Tales of the Shire is flipping the script with this cozy vibe thing—no more intense battles, just chill Hobbit life.
Who wouldn’t think living like a Hobbit is perfect for a life sim game? Maybe it’s obvious. Or maybe I’m just obsessed. Anyway, Tolkien’s world isn’t just epic battles; there’s something comforting about it too. Isn’t there? Most games make you fight Sauron (yawn, been there). But this one, Tales of the Shire, sounds like a breezy change. A little fresh air never hurt anybody, right? Meanwhile, check out other games if you’re crawling up the walls waiting for it.
Games While You Wait for Tales of the Shire:
Stardew Valley
Ah, Stardew Valley. The OG farm-life game. Can you believe it’s been nine years? Personally, I got lost in it for hours. It’s got that eye-catching charm that draws you in, doesn’t it? Whether you’re farming or chatting up locals, it’s addicting. I bet Weta Workshop was super inspired by this when working on Tales of the Shire.
Side note, the guy behind Stardew is working on Haunted Chocolatier. Sounds spooky and sweet, huh?
The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria
Okay, this one’s a bit different—more of a survival-building kind of deal. You’re a Dwarf fixing up home sweet home in the Misty Mountains. Sort of laid-back, yet not? It had mixed reviews, but hey, it struck a chord with many LOTR fans on Steam. Maybe you’ll love it. Or not. Life’s unpredictable.
Palia
Fantasy life sim? Yes, please. It’s free-to-play and quite the colorful world, full of crafting and exploring. It’s like a light nibble before Tales of the Shire. Palia’s world pulls you in with its lore and villagers. If you’re a Lord of the Rings person, this might just hit the spot.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Oh boy, let’s talk about a classic in the life sim club. Animal Crossing’s been a thing for years. This New Horizons edition has all the usual fun—crafting, farming, chatting with quirky villagers. Honestly, it’s like a hug for your soul. Just waiting on Nintendo to drop some news about a Switch 2 port or another game.
Oh, and…
The Lord of the Rings Online
Look, if you’re into MMORPGs, this one’s been around since 2007—play for free and dive into Tolkien’s world. It’s all about role-playing and storytelling, and you can keep it relaxed if you want. Graphic-wise, not the latest and greatest, but it sure captures that Middle-Earth vibe.
Anyway, give ’em a shot while we count down to hanging out in the Shire. Or don’t. Who’s counting, really? 😊
