Sure thing. Here’s a human-style version:
Okay, so, let’s talk about skateboarding legends. You know, those folks who turned a hunk of wood and some wheels into pure magic? They’re like the rockstars of the sidewalk. Seriously, we’re looking at gold medalists, trick inventors—stuff that’s burned into skateboarding history. These guys and gals? They’ve got guts, wild creativity, and a stubborn streak that could face down a rhino. It’s like any obstacle just says "Nah, I’m good" and steps out of their way.
So, Elissa Steamer, first female skater in the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater game. Honestly, how cool is that? She goes, “Being in the original games was epic!” And I’m like, girl, epic doesn’t even cover it. It was kinda life-altering for her. Like, spin your world kind of stuff. She’s still hyped about it, in case you’re wondering.
Rodney Mullen, on the other hand, he’s the dude who brought us the kickflip. The kickflip, people! He says when Tony roped him in, it felt like a big deal, but he didn’t even know how huge it’d get. First tour after the game’s drop, and boom—chaos. Rodney’s stuck on top of a van, signing autographs like a maniac while the crowd’s shaking the whole thing like a soda can about to bust open. Mind-blown doesn’t even start to cover it.
The game itself? It opened skateboarding to whole new tribes, Mullen says. Tricks, social acceptance, heck, respect from folks who used to think skaters were just punks. Like parents telling their kids they’d never fit in. But surprise! Skating’s a lifestyle, a culture. It’s like embedded in the DNA now. Thanks to Tony’s game, with its killer music and art, we felt seen for once. It’s weirdly nice being understood, right?
Now, let’s look ahead. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 is coming this July, and who’s back for another round on the asphalt? The OGs, baby. Including those from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 and 4. Buckle up.
Note to self: Need more practice with a kickflip…if I can avoid landing on my face this time.