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Hey there! So, it’s like Sid and Tim think we can just casually chat about mind-blowing game stuff, like we’re having coffee. But instead of coffee, we’re diving deep into the wild chaos of the newest Grand Theft Auto VI trailer. Seriously, did anyone else notice how the clouds in the background looked like cotton candy? I mean, weird thought, right? But it stuck with me. Maybe I was just hungry. Anyway.
Oh, and there’s this game, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It’s flipping the whole turn-based RPG world upside down. Or maybe it’s sideways? Who knows what they’re doing, but it’s wild. And don’t get me started on Doom: The Dark Ages. Going medieval was probably the best decision since someone dunked a cookie in milk.
Wait, where was I? Right! Games coming to us like tomorrow. Okay, maybe next week. Here are some big ones:
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Labyrinth of the Demon King on PS5 and PS4. Sounds intense. Maybe too intense, but who am I to judge?
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Palia for PS5. Apparently, it’s beautiful? Or was that just a rumor? Either way, check it out.
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Smash Drums in PS VR2. Imagine hitting things virtually. Sounds therapeutic.
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Doom: The Dark Ages again, on PS5, ‘cause we can’t get enough of it.
- And this Capcom Fighting Collection 2 on PS4. More fights. More button mashing. Can’t go wrong.
Destiny 2 fans, if you’re out there, two expansions are dropping. The Edge of Fate pokes its head up July 15, and Renegades comes later, like December 2. So, mark those calendars, or don’t. Up to you.
And Elden Ring Nightreign! So, FromSoftware dropped some crazy details on classes. Imagine trying to choose one. It’s like standing in a candy store, overwhelmed.
Let’s talk Death Stranding 2: On The Beach. Got the scoop firsthand! And yeah, Hideo Kojima gave some insights. Felt like peeking into a secret diary or something.
Oh, wait, back up. Helldivers 2 shows us the stunning Masters of Ceremony. They’re not your regular war figures. Imagine them hosting a slick award show. Regal, indeed!
Anyway, I almost forgot. Nine new skate parks with Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4. Anyone else itching to fall overboard trying a kickflip?
Props to Dormilón for creating an epic theme song and tunes for our show. It’s like the cherry on top of our gaming sundae. Or maybe the hot fudge?
Remember, game release dates? They’re like cats. They move whenever they want. Info’s pulled from press releases and ESRB stuff, just so we’re clear!
Catch ya later, where we’ll probably do this all over again. Cheers!
